Thursday, November 24, 2095

(Sitting around the table celebrating New America Thanksgiving)

WU: I'm thankful that I'm surrounded by my closest friends for this wonderful dinner.

S: I'm thankful that we have any food.

WU: …

SM: I'm thankful we found a Chinese restaurant nearby.

WU:...

RP: I'm thankful we had money to buy food after paying for the fusion engine repair.

WU:...

S: (pointing finger at Wu-chan) You should be thankful we agreed to pull our money to fix the FP-6200.

WU: I am. And I'm especially thankful to have the best friends in the world who would never make me feel bad about having to fix our engine.

S: And I'm especially thankful we had enough hot water to take showers this morning.

WU: Wait, I didn't have any hot water.

SM: Well that's odd. There was still hot water at 6:30.

RP: I had a very nice hot shower at 7.

S: Wu-chan, what time did you wake up?

WU: (mouth already stuffed with food) Mmmph thhaan fiiimoh mevymumm, mefff gefff eefth.

(Happy Thanksgiving everyone, let's just eat)

— The Warubozu Usagi