The Warubozu Usagi

11:59pm

Finally off planet Fourth of the Praxia System, headed out to the tenth planet of Praxia, Decca

Wu-chan is still playing with Meri, occasionally popping out of his quarters to grab some food.

WU: Meri, do you know how to sit?

Meri: (looking sideways) Wuf?

WU: (pushing Meri's butt to the ground) Meri, sit. Good girl!

Meri: (tail wagging furiously) Wuf!

WU: Here's a treat. Shh, don't tell Syvil. This is from her strawberry plant.

(Interrupted by intercom — “Attention, will the strawberry thief make himself present in the garden?“)

WU: Uh oh.

Meri: Wuf?

WU: (grimace on face) Wuh woh.

Meri: Wuh wuf?

WU: (surprised)...Wuh woh.

Meri: Wuh woh?

WU: You're so smart!

(knock on door)

S: Thief! I know you're in there.

WU: (whispering) Shh, Meri. C'mon, let's pretend we're sleeping.

(loud knocks)

S: Thief! You're not fooling anyone!

WU: (loud fake snoring) Zzzzzzzz

S: (walking away) Warui! Real mature, you bum rabbit! No breakfast for you.

WU: :D

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— The Warubozu Usagi