Saturday, November 26, 2095

The crew brings their newest member, Merica, to say hello to Wu-chan. Meri runs to Cap to investigate and starts licking his face.

WU: Slow down girl, we have lots of time.

S: (with raised eye brow) What the hell is he dreaming about?

SM: (bemused) You, silly.

RP: Aww Cap, you're embarrassing yourself.

M: (panting excitedly, licking Wu-chan's face) wuf...wuf...wuf...

S: I think Meri likes that scraggly rabbit. You think she's mistaken Wu-chan for a toy?

SM: I think she's got a thing for your boy.

WU: (still dreaming, and now drooling) Oh wow. You're so hawt, you naughty bear!

RP: (shakes head) Oh Cap, this is bad.

SM: (with smirk, points at Syvil) Who's the naughty bear? You're the bear!

S: (unamused) Meri, nip his ear!

M: Wuf!

WU: Aaaah! What the...?!?

M: Wuf!

WU: Oh my gawd! Is, is this, is this a good little boy?!?

SM: Girl.

WU: What a good girl! Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You're a good girl!

S: This. Is. Gross.

WU: Hey, thanks everyone! Best present ever!

S: Whoa wait a minute, this wasn't supposed to be...

WU: Alrighty, please leave now while I bond with my good little girl. Thanks!

S: But...

WU: Byeeee!

— The Warubozu Usagi