Saturday, December 3, 2095

Standing outside of an empty warehouse with no one in sight, again.

WU: Hello? Disembodied voice, are you there?

RP: Let's just leave it here and walk away.

WU: (now yelling and knocking on the ) Hellooooooo!?!

SM: Let's investigate for clues. Maybe we'll find something about our client.

(Six guards with clubs appear from the rear of the warehouse)

Guard: (with a mean look) Get them!

RP: (looking back at Wu-chan) Aww Cap, I guess our luck ran out.

WU: I'm so sorry guys. I really thought we were...

Syvil: (pushing Wu-chan aside with Meri in her arms) Meri. Bad people. Kick ass!

Meri: (turns her head sideways) Wuf?

Syvil: Yes. Like we taught you.

Meri: (ears pulled back) Wuf wuf???

Syvil: Yes I'm sure. Do it!

Meri: (resolute) Wuf.

Meri: (firing lasers from her eyes six times) Wuf! Wuf! Wuf! Wuf! Wuf! Wuf!

(seemingly human guards all collapse and explode, revealing their robotic shells)

WU: (fist pumping) Meri! Yesssss! Domo!

S: You can also thank Shoko and me. We built those into her while you boys were loading the beans.

WU: Meri, you're so awesome!

S: ...

WU: Oh, and thanks Shoko and Syvil.

S: ...

WU: But seriously, you're the best crew ever!

RP: Wait, are you saying there have been other crews before?

WU: What? No. I mean, I've never had a crew like this before.

S: So you've had a crew before? What happened to them? (outraged) Did they die?!?

(disembodied voice start laughing as a vertical transport pod pops up from the ground)

Unknown: Ah ha ha! Very good, very good! You passed the final test.

— The Warubozu Usagi