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Earth is too crowded, too expensive, too intrusive, and has too many rules!
Come join us on Mars at The Black Flea Station. We will have fewer rules, limits on the total population size, and we're very cheap. Best of all, no neighborhood HOAs. We are a colony of independent-minded folk, just like you. Our colony will have the highest level of privacy on Mars and we will never censor or ban you like the other colonies.
This is home. This is the future of The Black Flea Station.
Taking reservations for 1-acre plots now.
— The Warubozu Usagi