Saturday, November 19, 2095
8:13 am
Near the fourth planet in the Praxia System
WU: Waifu.
S: Baka, I'm not your wife. Stop calling me “waifu”.
WU: [Swallowing food] Sorry, I was saying, “mouth full”.
S: I stand corrected. You're still baka, though.
WU: Hey now, I'm your captain. This is insubordination!
S: And if I were your waifu?
WU: ...
S: ...
WU: Do you want to be my waifu?
S: No, you idiot! Baaaka!
— The Warubozu Usagi