Sunday, January 8, 2096

Continuing with enjoying their time before their heist on CNY, the crew of the Black Flea are now in the hot spring town of Yamanochi.

WU: (staring at a snow monkey enjoying the hot spring) Subarashi, neh, Saru-chan?

S: They're macaques. They wouldn't understand a word you said.

WU: Eh, it was a rhetorical question. I know they're having a wonderful time. Look at their relaxed faces!

RP: Do you think their faces are red because the hot spring water makes them flush?

SM: They probably get redder when they're in the hot spring, but their faces are naturally reddish, especially the older ones.

WU: Look at the ojiisan with a white moustache, with his eyes closed.

S: Sort of like you?

WU: What? No, I'm not that old.

SM: They all have that moustache, regardless of gender.

RP: How do you know?

SM: See the obaasan? She has a moustache.

RP: How do you know she's an obaasan, though?

SM: Look at the long nipples. She's had many babies.

RP: ...

WU: ...

S: Oof. Thank goodness we're Hafu.

SM: Yup.

S: Shall we go to the human onsen, now?

RP: Yes, please.

SM: Hai!

WU: (walking away, looks back and waves at the snow monkey) Oyasumi-nasai, Saru-chan!

— The Warubozu Usagi